Beer Without Shape, Engineered Through Scientific Experimentation.
Updated 21-Oct-2026
Beer Without Shape, Engineered Through Scientific Experimentation.
Updated 21-Oct-2026
Amorphic Beer does not use artificial flavorings (including "Skyfarm"), colorants, extracts, maltodextrin, or lactose (milk sugar). All beers+seltzers are vegan. All seltzers are gluten free.
HOP FORWARD
2. HOPTICAL ILLUSION - 7.5%, 14oz $8, half $5, 4pk TOGO $20
Hazy DIPA with Phantasm (New Zealand dehydrated white wine grape skins), along with Superdelic and Citra Cryo hops. Very fruity, no bitterness. Notes of white wine along with trippy tropical vibes. Pours a perfectly opaque yellow haze.
4. THIS IS MY SERIOUS FACE - 8.0%, 14oz $8, half $5, 4pk TOGO $18
Our most requested beer to bring back in the lineup! This beer won the people's choice award at Wisconsin IPA fest in 2023 and we've been brewing it ever since. We start with a super light colored grist and layer in Mosaic cryo chosen for blueberry characteristics along with Motueka (lemon/lime and white wine) from our favorite grower.
6. SENTIENT IPA 7.0 - 7.0%, 14oz $8, half $5, 4pk TOGO $18
Hazy IPA made with the assistance of in house developed nonlinear multi variate regression models. No LLMs ("AI") used. After we had about 25 hazy IPAs under our belts on the full scale, we developed models based on hundreds of parameters from each batch and optimized for sales velocity, untappd ratings, and sensory preferences from our panel. The Sentient IPA series was born. For this 7th iteration, we used Belma CGX (strawberry), Garston Farms Motueka, Motueka hyperboost, Citra, and Freestyle Hops Tropical Fusion hop kief. Intense tropical flavors and strawberries and cream notes.
7. DDH FLUFFY LOGIC STRATA CRYO FRESH - 6.3%, 16oz $8, half $5, 4pk TOGO $17
This variant is our first use of fresh harvested hops from the Yakima Valley (wet hops). The hops are never dried, and went through a special wet hop cryogenic pelletization process to lock in the wet hop flavors for the overnight shipment straight into our fermentation tanks. Wet Hop Strata, Citra and Rakau.
8. DRENCHED KOHIA - 8.5%, 14oz $8, half $5, 4pk TOGO $24
For this iteration of our hop saturated ale (HSA) we selected hops that emphasize tropical citrus, and passion fruit with a bit of white wine, pineapple, and cannabis. We start with a unique processes, grist, and water chemistry for the ultimate softness and perception of saturation, followed by over 10lb/bbl of hops on the cold side alone. Citra Cryo, Motueka Hyperboost, Rakau, Nelson, Kohia Nelson (dehydrated passion fruit infused Nelson hop pellets) and finished with Fresh Nelson Cold-Pressed hop juice. No artificial extracts or lactose, only hops. Basically tastes like pineapple-orange-cannabis juice made without any of those things. This beer is not economically feasible to produce and requires an immense amount of effort and tank time, so we don't make them often. Enjoy it while we are willing to suffer for y'all.
LAGERS AND SUCH
1. CZ CELESTE NEFILTROVANÝ 12° - 4.5%, 16oz $7, half $4, 4pk TOGO $16
We basically quit filtering our Czech pale lagers (Světlý Ležák) after a research trip to rural parts of Bohemia and a visit to Pilsner Urquell. They are all better unfiltered when using actual Czech lager yeast. This beer uses 100% Bohemian malt, most of it floor malted like they did 100 years ago and the H-strain from Pilsner Urquell. We used a new favorite hop called Celeste that brings notes of honeydew melon to the mix. Pours a ever so slightly hazy light golden color. Poured Japanese sharp pour style in a two step process for dense wet foam. This is a Czech style beer, poured in an Italian style glass, using a Japanese pouring method. You can't get more amorphic than this.
3. ŘÍJENFEST (GEE-en-fest) - 6.5%, 20oz $8, 4pk TOGO $16
Every year as September draws near, everyone in Milwaukee becomes a fan of one type of beer, Oktoberfest bier. It doesn't matter if you are a haze-boi or a Coors light drinker, we all coalesce around this style for a couple months as the weather changes. We do our best to emulate the German style using Czech malts and yeast, which allows for more depth of flavor. Pours brilliantly clear like it should, with a bold amber color. Served in a Czech style mug.
5. BIA HO'I (BEE-AH-HOY) - 4.0%, 16oz $6, 4pk TOGO $13
Jasmine rice lager inspired by the beer consumed on the streets of Ha Noi, Viet Nam. Very dry, very crisp, tart, and super refreshing. The name translates to "fresh beer" as it is made quickly and delivered on the backs of scooters sometimes multiple times per day and immediately tapped. Served in a traditional recycled green ribbed glass.
11. OVESNE TMAVE PIVO - 6.0%, 16oz $7, half $4, 4pk TOGO $16
We take our Czech Dark Lager (WIMPs) and swapped 20% of the base malt for flaked oats resulting in silky smooth, semi-sweet lager.
12. ZIZANIA OF SHALLOW LAKES - 5.7%, 16oz $7, half $4, 4pk TOGO $16
We partnered with our friends at the Badger Beer Report to team up on a collab using historical Wisconsin ingredients. This beer is brewed with wild rice (zizania palustris) along with extra pale malt to let the flavors of the wild rice shine. You'll find yourself drinking a smooth pale lager that reminds you of Prague, but with unique nutty flavors from the uniquely American ingredients.
DRY HOPPED BIA HO'I (BEE-AH-HOY) - 4.0%, 16oz CAN $6, 4pk TOGO $14
Vietnamese jasmine rice lager lightly dry hopped with Motueka hops for lemon-lime vibes. Super crispy, super fresh. Served in a ribbed green glass just like in Ha Noi. This variant won best lager at Madison Beer and Cheese fest 2026.
CZ Grüngeist NEFILTROVANÝ 12° - 4.5%, 16oz CAN $7
Unfiltered Czech pale lager with Grüngeist hops.
FRUIT, FUNK, AND BARREL
2. 2024 INFINITE MEASURE - 11.3% ABV, 10oz $8, half $5
From our archive cellar...one of our 2024 Black Friday releases returns. This imperial porter spent over a year on apple brandy barrels and was then aged on top of speculoos cookie spices. Notes of cinnamon, vanilla, cookies, and apple liqueur.
9. GF SUPER SOFT PARTY - 7.0% ABV, 14oz, $6, half $4, 4pk TOGO $15
Mango and blood orange gluten-free fruited sour. All real fruit, vegan, no fake stuff.
10. SILENTBARKER DOUBLE GINGER - 5.0% ABV, 14oz, $7, half $4, 4pk TOGO $15
Autumn inspired gluten free hard seltzer with apples, cranberries, and double the candied ginger from the last time we made it! All real fruit, vegan, no fake stuff.
WINE BARREL BRETT SAISON V6 - 7.4% ABV, 500ml bottle $11
We first fermented this thing for 2 weeks in stainless with The Yeast Bay "La Fleur" which is a wild Saccharomyces isolate found in the Pacific NW, then it spent 9 months in French Pinot barrels with Escarpment Labs Mothership Brett blend along with several other Brettanomyces (wild yeast) strains that had already taken up residency. We fermented it a third time in the bottle/keg with French Saison yeast for natural carbonation. All funk, no tart, just like we like it.
Flights are available in any number of beers available on draft.
SANS ALCOOL
Untitled Art NA Italian Pils or Juicy IPA - $5
100% Juice Boxes - $1
Sprecher Sodas - $3
Island City Kombucha - $5
Sparking H2O - $3
SNACKS
Outside Food Encouraged! Food Truck Schedule
Great Lakes Potato Chips - $2
Fancy Flavored Jane's Pretzels & Popcorn - $3
Lush Gourmet Popcorn assorted flavors - $5
CROPS IN THE KITCHEN SNACKS
Detroit style pizzas - $20 only on select Wednesdays (check our events page for the schedule)
MERCH
DRINK HAZY/LAGER rope hat - $28
Knit Beanie - $20
Logo Sleeve Fleece Vintage Soft Hoodie - $40
Comfort Colors Hoodie - $50
Amorphic Logo Glassware - $8
Amorphic Hand Branded Coaster - $10
Comfort Colors T-Shirts - $20
SKUNKWORKS (up next)
TOP SECRET - FOR YOUR EYES ONLY
Hoptical Illusion (Phantasm Returns)
CZ Motueka NF12
Kern Park Kross Hazy Collab (galaxy/simcoe)
And the Horse You Rode In On
Tostada Daydream
Kinda secret black friday BA beers
Super secret 5th bday party beers